I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes T-Shirt

I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes T-Shirt

I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes T-Shirt

$17.95

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Color: white

I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Available in Standard U.S. Sizes (S-5XL)

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Product Information

Material: 100% Cotton (pre-shrunk ring-spun)
Fabric Weight: 4.66 oz/yd² (158 GSM)
Sizes: U.S. Standard Sizes (S-5XL)
Construction: Double-stitched seams
Printing Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) with water-based inks
Country of Origin: USA

On-model standing pose — Tee with I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes front design. — I Am Not An Asshole I Am A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Tee — on-model standing pose, front view.

Details and Measurements

Attribute	Value
Fabric Composition	100% Cotton
Fabric Weight	4.66 oz/yd² (158 GSM)
Available Sizes	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Seam Construction	Double-Stitched
Neckline Style	Round Neck
Printing Method	Direct-to-Garment (DTG)
Manufacturing Origin	USA

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Size Chart (Inches) - Standard U.S. Sizes

Size	Chest (Flat Measurement)	Body Length	Sleeve Length
S	18"	28"	8"
M	20"	29"	8.25"
L	22"	30"	8.63"
XL	24"	31"	8.75"
2XL	26"	32"	9"
3XL	28"	33"	9.25"
4XL	30"	34"	9.5"
5XL	32"	35"	10"

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Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Avoid bleach and harsh detergents

Shipping and Delivery Summary

Processing Time: 1-3 business days
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Return and Exchange Summary

Returns: Accepted within 30 days of delivery (items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition)
Exchanges: Available for size and color changes on eligible items
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