I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt

I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt
I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt
I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt
I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt
I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt
I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt
I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt

I'm Going To Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-Shirt

$17.95

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I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense 100% Cotton T-Shirt

Available in Standard U.S. Sizes (S-5XL)

On-model with backpack — T-shirt featuring I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense.
I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-shirt — on-model with backpack, street pose.

Product Information

  • Material: 100% Cotton (pre-shrunk ring-spun)
  • Fabric Weight: 4.66 oz/yd² (158 GSM)
  • Sizes: U.S. Standard Sizes (S-5XL)
  • Construction: Double-stitched seams
  • Printing Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) with water-based inks
  • Country of Origin: USA
On-model standing pose — Tee with I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense front design.
I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense Tee — on-model standing pose, front view.

Details and Measurements

Attribute Value
Fabric Composition 100% Cotton
Fabric Weight 4.66 oz/yd² (158 GSM)
Available Sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Seam Construction Double-Stitched
Neckline Style Round Neck
Printing Method Direct-to-Garment (DTG)
Manufacturing Origin USA
On-model with sunglasses — T-shirt featuring I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense (hands in pockets).
I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-shirt — with sunglasses, hands in pockets.

Size Chart (Inches) - Standard U.S. Sizes

Size Chest (Flat Measurement) Body Length Sleeve Length
S 18" 28" 8"
M 20" 29" 8.25"
L 22" 30" 8.63"
XL 24" 31" 8.75"
2XL 26" 32" 9"
3XL 28" 33" 9.25"
4XL 30" 34" 9.5"
5XL 32" 35" 10"
On-model hands behind back — T-shirt featuring I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense.
I'm Going to Stop Drinking Just As Soon As I'm Named Secretary Of Defense T-shirt — on-model hands behind back, front view.
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
Shipping and Delivery Summary
  • Processing Time: 1-3 business days
  • Shipping Options:
    • • Standard Shipping
    • • Priority Shipping
    • • Express Shipping
  • See our full Shipping Policy for details and estimated delivery times.
Return and Exchange Summary
  • Returns: Accepted within 30 days of delivery (items must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition)
  • Exchanges: Available for size and color changes on eligible items
  • Read our full Return Policy for instructions, conditions, and exceptions.


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